About Me

My name is Greg Hines. I'm a geek and a web developer—but I repeat myself.

I was born in Santa Rosa, California, where The Birds was filmed. My birthday falls on August 6, which is the day the Enola Gay dropped Little Boy on Hiroshima. All in all, a rather auspicious start.

When I was an infant, my family moved to Longmont, Colorado. I still work, sleep, and play in nearby Boulder. I've left the state just five times since I became a Coloradan. I've never been outside of the United States but, like a good American, that doesn't stop me from having opinions about the rest of the world.

I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I have other vices but I'm not going to tell you about them.

I'm a picky eater and I order the same thing every time, which suits me just fine thankyouverymuch.

I'm terrible at conclusions.